I propose a new scale for AF :
- young padawan
- drunken bantam
- free talker
- unlimited behaviour
- expert in nothing
- master of small pets
- I got the flow
- need one more beer?
- get out of MY topic
- Obey your master
- I don't care what you say
Deeply american. But drunken bantam should be replaced by "froggy in the sand" if you will.