The Funk Logic DD-301 Digilog Dynamicator is one of the most unique pieces of gear on the market, in that it does absolutely nothing! It’s merely for show and for the placebo effect. Its really a joke, although you will find them in studios that are in on it! The current studio that I’m working at has one of these, it’s definitely a good conversation piece if nothing else. It is cased in a single rack mountable casing.


UTILIZATION

Since this doesn’t actually do anything at all, you don’t need to know anything about it! The parameters that the DD-301 has to labeled include those for ‘comperator,’ ‘tuberator,’ and ‘vintagerator.’ It also has a ‘UV’ meter, which of course is a play on a VU meter. All of these parameters are jokes and actually don’t do a thing!


SOUND QUALITY

Everything that you run through the Funk Logic DD-301 Digilog Dynamicator is completely transparent and won’t color your sound at all. Of course, it doesn’t actually affect the sound quality in any way, so if you’re hearing anything it’s a placebo! Not much more to say about it’s sound quality as it doesn’t have one at all…


OVERALL OPINION

While the Funk Logic DD-301 Digilog Dynamicator doesn’t actually do anything at all, at the very least it’s a funny joke. If you had one of these you could trick your friends by telling them that it’s the best piece of gear in the world and ask them if they hear the difference! I’d bet that more times than not they would think it sounded great! It’s a really inexpensive piece of equipment of course, from Funk Logic who is primarily known for making casing, which I guess is exactly what this is. The fact that the DD-301 does nothing at all can be your little secret to your clients…