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I was walking though my neighbourhood when i saw that a guy down the road was having some kind of garage sale. I had a look and saw he was selling a strat! This was in standard form and in good condition. But this wasn't any old strat according to the owner. This was a guitar signed by some weird rock player i had never heard of and he was asking $600 for it. I said to him i aint payin 600 for some shitty strat, he asked me if i was questioning his authority so i poked him the eye. He looked pretty pissed so i decided to split, not empty handed though, i managed to take it before he could open his eye again! As i ran i fell over and dropped the strat. Shit! I picked it up and took it home hoping it was alright.

When i got home i plugged it in to my amp. I had an amp but no guitar? No i had Les Paul custom before but it suked after i threw it out of the window in a blind rage. The Fender sang to me then i got pissed of coz its volume switch wouldnt budge. I pulled it off in a sort of "turn you mutha fuka!" I then went from bad to worse by dropping again on the floor. I piked it up and yes it woz screwed ladies and gentlemen.

It was pretty damn nice for the first minute of its short life with me. But because it didnt withstand my accident prone mishaps, this guitar is a worthless lump of shit that i shitted out last week.

Can i just say a guitar that shatters into little pieces on tiny impact should be pissed on set alite and used as a satanic weapon of war.

Its short lived experience with me sucked!

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