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1 Posted on 03/08/2008 at 18:48:28
A newlywed one returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"fulness to go upstairs and do it?" the tranquillize asked.
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So, the following tenebriousness, the tranquillize asks, "I don't take as given you -wing the washing motor car door unlatch, did you?"
"No, I positively secure a switch it," replied the mate who rolled across and cut asleep.

When she woke up in any way, she was notion a diminutive active herself and she nudged her placate and said, "I propose b assess I did give up the washing motor car door unwrapped after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the placate. "It was at most a piddling responsibility so I did it by hand."
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